10 Things you could buy instead of the Apple iPhone X

Screw buying a 256GB iPhone X. Get this £1200 beast with 400 rockets instead.

Before we go down this road I want to say I’ve nothing against Apple, in fact I have an iPhone 7 but cannot for the life of me understand how the base iPhone X is £999. With that in mind I’ve done some research into 10 things you could buy instead (spoilers: they are aren’t all tech related).

What would you buy instead?

Feeling hungry or feeding John Goodman? You could buy every single food item from McDonalds for roughly £122. Or buy it 7 times with enough to wash it down with a few buckets of fizzy pop.
Screw buying a 256GB iPhone X. Get this £1200 beast with 400 rockets instead.
For £649 you could buy the new Millennium Falcon.
Tesco charge 79p for red cabbage. Buy 1,264 of these bad boys instead of an iPhone X.
This 2-person £999 sauna.
At £49 a pop you could buy 20 of these Plumbsure toilets.
Create a hoard of unicorns. You could buy 52 of these from find a gift.
Buy 166 of these minion balloons for someone that hates minions.
Figs rolls 2 for £1. That's 1,998 packets - you'll be shitting easily for life.
£999 is hard to take for an iPhone. In comparison you could buy 133 of these from Lovehoney as they are 2 for £15 at the moment.

 

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