Guaranteed Water Fight Victory

Posted on Jun 15 2008 - 12:19am by Richard Sharp

Water MortarCan you possibly think of anything worse than running out of ammo during a water fight with the kids? I thought not. The ignominy of getting drenched by the little ones is more than any grown man or woman can, or indeed should have to handle but fortunately help is at hand in the shape of the reloadable water pistol with gun belt and magazine clips.

I know what you’re thinking – how many millilitres of water have I fired?

For a little extra assistance, you can call on some serious artillery backup too with the water mortar. Pop in a water bomb, aim and fire. Unfortunately, the Water Mortar does only have a range of about 8 metres so you can’t fire them over your house but the fence is fair game.

Now, just give the kids the £2 water guns you bought 8 years ago that leak and hold barely enough water to feed a cactus and you’re guaranteed a glorious victory, the likes of which you’ll be able to bask in for weeks.

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